Collection of Short Stories I've written (in reverse chronological order):

• All stories
• Realistic
• Science Fiction
• Most popular
• Banned prompts
• Stories where none of the characters are me

1. Powers (Jan 2024, ~350 words)
2. Superchicken (Jan 2024, ~500 words)
3. Comment (Dec 2023, ~600 words)
4. Anticheiral (Dec 2023, ~300 words)
5. New Jerusalem (Nov 2023, ~500 words)
6. Special (Oct 2023, ~1100 words)
7. Zeus (Sept 2023, ~800 words)
8. Hobby (Aug 2023, ~700 words)
9. Protecting her Kingdom (Aug 2023, ~500 words)
10. Zero (Aug 2023, ~400 words)
11. A Grayey Gray Day (Aug 2023, ~900 words)
12. Swensons (July 2023, ~50 words)
13. Fumosexcitatosis (July 2023, ~1200 words)
14. Adopted (May 2023, ~600 words)
15. The Last Service (May 2023, ~500 words)
16. Spellbooks (May 2023, ~1000 words)
17. Great Granduncle's (Apr 2023, ~1300+700 words)
18. Boot Protocol (Mar 2023, ~700 words)
19. God's Plan (Mar 2023, ~300 words)
20. Someone Else Incident (Mar 2023, ~300 words)
21. Shotgun (Feb 2023, ~400 words)
22. Starfish (Feb 2023, ~200 words)
23. Collaboration (Feb 2023, ~800 words)
24. Copyright Infringement (Feb 2023, ~400 words)
25. Human Pets (Feb 2023, ~300 words)
26. Want A Banana? (Feb 2023, ~500 words)
27. Groundhog Day (Feb 2023, ~600 words)
28. Lima Beans (Jan 2023, ~250 words)
29. Snowman (Jan 2023, ~3100 words, unfinished)
30. Battle Scars (Jan 2023, ~700 words)
31. Soup (Jan 2023, ~100 words)
32. School Model (Sept 2022, ~850 words)
33. Duck Army (Sept 2022, ~400 words)
34. Ugly Mexican (Sept 2022, ~550 words)
35. Stopped for Walking on the Sidewalk (Sept 2022, ~500 words)
36. Illustrating Stories as Comics (Sept 2022, ~600 words)
37. Harmonica (Aug 2022, ~800 words)
38. Helen (Aug 2022, ~550 words)
39. Superglue (Aug 2022, ~300 words)
40. Spaghetti, a Missing Object, and Tapdancing (June 2022, ~400 words)
41. In a teacup (June 2022, ~300 words)
42. Hornworm (June 2022, ~1000 words)
43. Victor Mayhew (May 2022, ~450 words)
44. Nevermore: Medieval telegraph (May 2022, ~450 words)
45. Recipe (May 2022, ~400 words)
46. Story Profit (May 2022, ~700 words)
47. Henchman Training Demo (May 2022, ~300 words)
48. Burkehammer Genealogy (Apr 2022, ~1050 words)
49. Burkehammer: Passing (Apr 2022, ~650 words)
50. Sweetpea: Lockpicking (Mar 2022, ~400 words)
51. Sweetpea: Haggling (Feb 2022, ~1850 words)
52. How I Decided to Become an Evil Minion (Jan 2022, ~600 words)
53. Something's Been Outside My Door For Months (Dec 2021, ~500 words)
54. Nevermore: Glark, the musical (Dec 2021, ~200 words)
55. Nevermore: Class studying story "the sea in my veins" (Dec 2021, ~800 words)
56. Nevermore: Class studying story on warlord's daughter's 11th birthday party (Dec 2021, ~500 words)
57. Mirror skit (Dec 2021, ~600 words)
58. Nevermore: Class studying story on an Ice Wizard living in a walk-in freezer (Nov 2021, ~400 words)
59. Nevermore: Class studying story on Stephen Hawking's Time Traveller Party (Nov 2021, ~300 words)
60. Nevermore: Class studying story about Scam Calls about Extended Warranties (Nov 2021, ~300 words)
61. Describe a tree (second attempt) (Nov 2021, ~1100 words)
62. Describe a tree (first attempt) (Nov 2021, ~1000 words)
63. Burkehammer: The Nature of Destiny (Nov 2021, ~1400 words)
64. What I did yesterday (Nov 2021, ~600 words)
65. TED Talk (Nov 2021, ~900 words)
66. Ghost on the Beach (Oct 2021, ~600 words)
67. Princess Sweetpea Runs an Errand (Oct 2021, ~2900 words)
68. Marbles (Oct 2021, ~1950 words)
69. Sweetpea: Dragons Aren't Real (Oct 2021, ~1400 words)
70. No Music (Oct 2021, ~400 words)
71. RFOGIIIOA: Being Pointless (Oct 2021, ~1100 words)
72. RFOGIIIOA: A Real Spy (Oct 2021, ~500 words)
73. Ignored (Sept 2021, ~700 words)
74. The Shirt (Sept 2021, ~900 words)
75. Retellings (Aug 2021, ~700 words)
76. Dinner Plan (Aug 2021, ~1200 words)
77. Shaped In Their Image (Aug 2021, ~600 words)
78. Godzillas Do What They Want (Aug 2021, ~1700 words)
79. The Hunt of the Buffalo Chicken (Aug 2021, ~400 words)
80. Heresy (June 2021, ~450 words)
81. Angelique (May 2021, ~1400 words)
82. Land Shark (May 2021, ~400 words)
83. Survey (May 2021, ~750 words)
84. Unobservant (May 2021, ~1050 words)
85. A Haunting Gone Bad (May 2021, ~1000 words)
86. Abduction (April 2021, ~200 words)
87. My One True Love (March 2021, ~900 words)
88. Burkehammer: The Curse of the Back Molar (Feb 2021, ~400 words)
89. Kessler Syndrome (Jan 2021, ~800 words)
90. Mr. Iseldur (Jan 2021, ~300 words)
91. Ice Dragon Datacenter (Jan 2021, ~600 words)
92. But It's Haunted! (Dec 2020, ~650 words)
93. Burkehammer: Blind Date (Dec 2020, ~1000 words)
94. Almost Sweetpea: Lawful Good (Oct 31 2020, ~1200 words, still has stubs)
95. Costa Cola (Oct 31 2020, ~500 words)
96. Boxes (Oct 2020, ~150 words)
97. Burkehammer: Celtic Illumination (Sept 2020, ~400 words)
98. USB (Sept 2020, ~500 words)
99. Do I have to put up with this? (Sept 2020, ~450 words)
100. Burkehammer: Grandad's Portrait (Mar 2020, ~900 words)
101. Next Level (March 2020, ~650 words)
102. Alien Showdown (Feb 2020, ~850 words)
103. 96% of his DNA (Feb 2020, ~250 words)
104. I, Bob (Feb 2020, ~650 words)
105. Almost Burkehammer: Cassie and Frieda (Feb 2020, ~1000 words, still has stubs)
106. Zookeeper (Feb 2020, ~600 words)
107. Ambassador (Jan 2020, ~350 words)
108. Intern Code (Jan 2020, ~1300 words)
109. Mystic Alert (Dec 2019, ~400 words)
110. The Voyage of the Thursday Princess (Dec 2019, ~1400 words)
111. Attraction (Dec 2019, ~4000 words)
112. First Impressions (Dec 2019, ~1100 words, stubs, unfinished)
113. Ten Billion (Dec 2019, ~290 words)
114. Burkehammer: A Snunny Day (Dec 2019, ~450 words)
115. Lori Lee (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
116. Burkehammer: Crocus (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
117. Neighborhood Watch (Nov 2019, ~800 words)
118. AudioJava (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
119. Chlothar the Uninvited (Nov 2019, ~3500 words, unfinished)
120. Recycling (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
121. Two Economists Walked Into A Pancake House ... (Nov 2019, ~1700 words)
122. The Algorithm (Nov 2019, ~3000 words, unfinished)
123. Conspiracy (Nov 2019, ~600 words)
124. Ghost Writer (Nov 2019, ~2500 words, still has stubs)
125. Image Prompt (Nov 2019, ~2400 words)
126. Mr. Pookie (Nov 2019, ~450 words)
127. Nevermore: Class studying story about Strongk Girl (Nov 2019, ~250 words)
128. Burkehammer: Mr. Grendel (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
129. Worms (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
130. Burkehammer: Competition (Nov 2018, ~350 words)
131. Coming Home (Nov 2018, ~3800 words)
132. Garage Door Cable (Sept 2018, ~2100 words)
133. Truckdriver (Oct 2016, old ghost story, ~500 words)
134. Almost Burkehammer: Mina C Lowry (Feb 2006, biography, ~1300 words)
135. Shaggy Bob and the Rotten Milk (Sept 2000, ~700 words)
136. Shaggy Bob's Night Hike ((August 2000, ~800 words)
137. Shaggy Bob Versus the Raccoon (Feb 2000, ~1400 words)
138. The Old Gum (Sept 1992, 0 words)
139. K+M (Jan 1988, ~300 words)
140. The Place of Man (Sept 1988, ~1050 words)
141. Escape from Alderbury (May 1981, ~1200 words, age 14)
142. Worchester (July 1980, ~800 words, age 13)
143. My time is spent (1977, ~150 words, age 11)
144. A Story of a Kite (March 1977, ~150 words, age 10)
145. Moving Star (July 1976, ~100 words, age 9)
146. GO AND MORCH (1972, 31 words, age 5)

1. Powers (Jan 2024, ~350 words)
2. Comment (Dec 2023, ~600 words)
3. New Jerusalem (Nov 2023, ~500 words)
4. Special (Oct 2023, ~1100 words)
5. Hobby (Aug 2023, ~700 words)
6. Protecting her Kingdom (Aug 2023, ~500 words)
7. A Grayey Gray Day (Aug 2023, ~900 words)
8. Swensons (July 2023, ~50 words)
9. The Last Service (May 2023, ~500 words)
10. Great Granduncle's (Apr 2023, ~1300+700 words)
11. Boot Protocol (Mar 2023, ~700 words)
12. Collaboration (Feb 2023, ~800 words)
13. Want A Banana? (Feb 2023, ~500 words)
14. School Model (Sept 2022, ~850 words)
15. Ugly Mexican (Sept 2022, ~550 words)
16. Stopped for Walking on the Sidewalk (Sept 2022, ~500 words)
17. Superglue (Aug 2022, ~300 words)
18. Hornworm (June 2022, ~1000 words)
19. Recipe (May 2022, ~400 words)
20. Passing (Apr 2022, ~650 words)
21. Something's Been Outside My Door For Months (Dec 2021, ~500 words)
22. The Nature of Destiny (Nov 2021, ~1400 words)
23. What I did yesterday (Nov 2021, ~600 words)
24. Lost in Translation (Aug 2021, ~600 words)
25. Dinner Plan (Aug 2021, ~1200 words)
26. The Curse of the Back Molar (Feb 2021, ~400 words)
27. Celtic Illumination (Sept 2020, ~400 words)
28. Grandad's Portrait (Mar 2020, ~900 words)
29. Cassie and Frieda (Feb 2020, ~1000 words, still has stubs)
30. Intern Code (Jan 2020, ~1300 words)
31. A Snunny Day (Dec 2019, ~450 words)
32. Lori Lee (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
33. Crocus (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
34. Neighborhood Watch (Nov 2019, ~800 words)
35. Image Prompt (Nov 2019, ~2400 words)
36. Mr. Pookie (Nov 2019, ~450 words)
37. Burkehammer: Mr. Grendel (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
38. Competition (Nov 2018, ~350 words)
39. Coming Home (Nov 2018, ~3800 words)
40. Garage Door Cable (Sept 2018, ~2100 words)
41. Mina C Lowry (Feb 2006, biography, ~1300 words)
42. Shaggy Bob and the Rotten Milk (Sept 2000, ~700 words)
43. Shaggy Bob's Night Hike ((August 2000, ~800 words)
44. Shaggy Bob Versus the Raccoon (Feb 2000, ~1400 words, age 33)
45. Worchester (July 1980, ~800 words, age 13)
46. Moving Star (July 1976, ~100 words, age 9)

1. Superchicken (Jan 2024, ~500 words)
2. New Jerusalem (Nov 2023, ~500 words)
3. Zeus (Sept 2023, ~800 words)
4. Spellbooks (May 2023, ~1000 words)
5. God's Plan (Mar 2023, ~300 words)
6. Someone Else Incident (Mar 2023, ~300 words)
7. Starfish (Feb 2023, ~200 words)
8. Human Pets (Feb 2023, ~300 words)
9. Lima Beans (Jan 2023, ~250 words)
10. Class studying story "the sea in my veins" (Dec 2021, ~800 words)
11. Class studying story on warlord's daughter's 11th birthday party (Dec 2021, ~500 words)
12. Class studying story on an Ice Wizard living in a walk-in freezer (Nov 2021, ~400 words)
13. Class studying story on Stephen Hawking's Time Traveller party (Nov 2021, ~300 words)
14. Class studying story about Scam Calls about Extended Warranties (Nov 2021, ~300 words)
15. TED Talk (Nov 2021, ~900 words)
16. Currency (Oct 2021, ~1950 words)
17. No Music (Oct 2021, ~400 words)
18. RFOGIIIOA: Being Pointless (Oct 2021, ~1100 words)
19. RFOGIIIOA: A Real Spy (Oct 2021, ~500 words)
20. Ignored (Sept 2021, ~700 words)
21. Shaped In Their Own Image (Aug 2021, ~600 words)
22. Survey (May 2021, ~750 words)
23. Unobservant (May 2021, ~1050 words)
24. Kessler Syndrome (Jan 2021, ~800 words)
25. Ice Dragon Datacenter (Jan 2021, ~600 words)
26. Alien Showdown (Feb 2020, ~850 words)
27. 96% of his DNA (Feb 2020, ~250 words)
28. Zookeeper (Feb 2020, ~600 words)
29. The Voyage of the Thursday Princess (Dec 2019, ~1400 words)
30. Attraction (Dec 2019, ~4000 words)
31. First Impressions (Dec 2019, ~1100 words, stubs, unfinished)
32. Chlothar the Uninvited (Nov 2019, ~3500 words, unfinished)
33. Recycling (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
34. Two Economists Walked Into A Pancake House ... (Nov 2019, ~1700 words)
35. The Algorithm (Nov 2019, ~3000 words, unfinished)
36. Class studying story about Strongk Girl (Nov 2019, ~250 words)
37. Worms (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
38. K+M (Jan 1988, ~300 words)
39. A Story of a Kite (March 1977, ~150 words, age 10)

1. Dragons Aren't Real (Oct 2021, ~1400 words, 262 upvotes)
2. Henchman Training Demo (May 2022, ~300 words, 101 upvotes)
3. Soup (Jan 2023, ~100 words, 95 upvotes)
4. Ignored (Sept 2021, ~700 words, 94 upvotes)
5. Spellbooks (May 2023, ~1000 words, 56)
6. Class studying story on warlord's daughter's 11th birthday party (Dec 2021, ~500 words, 52 upvotes)
7. Ghost on the Beach (Oct 2021, ~600 words, 49 upvotes)
8. A Haunting Gone Bad (May 2021, ~1000 words, 41 upvotes)
9. Battle Scars (Jan 2023, ~700 words, 40 upvotes)
10. Nevermore: Class studying story on Stephen Hawking's Time Traveller Party (Nov 2021, ~300 words, 25 upvotes)

1. Anticheiral (Dec 2023, ~300 words)
2. Zeus (Sept 2023, ~800 words)
3. Protecting her Kingdom (Aug 2023, ~500 words)
4. A Grayey Gray Day (Aug 2023, ~900 words)
5. Fumosexcitatosis (July 2023, ~1200 words)
6. Adopted (May 2023, ~600 words)
7. Shotgun (Feb 2023, ~400 words)
8. Collaboration (Feb 2023, ~800 words)
9. Copyright Infringement (Feb 2023, ~400 words)
10. Duck Army (Sept 2022, ~400 words)
11. Ugly Mexican (Sept 2022, ~550 words)
12. Spaghetti, a Missing Object, and Tapdancing (June 2022, ~400 words)
13. Sweetpea: Lockpicking (Mar 2022, ~400 words)
14. Sweetpea: Haggling (Feb 2022, ~1850 words)
15. How I Decided to Become an Evil Minion (Jan 2022, ~600 words)
16. Mirror skit (Dec 2021, ~600 words)
17. What I did yesterday (Nov 2021, ~600 words)
18. Ghost on the Beach (Oct 2021, ~600 words)
19. Princess Sweetpea Runs an Errand (Oct 2021, ~2900 words)
20. Marbles (Oct 2021, ~1950 words)
21. Sweetpea: Dragons Aren't Real (Oct 2021, ~1400 words)
22. No Music (Oct 2021, ~400 words)
23. RFOGIIIOA: A Real Spy (Oct 2021, ~500 words)
24. The Shirt (Sept 2021, ~900 words)
25. Retellings (Aug 2021, ~700 words)
26. Shaped In Their Image (Aug 2021, ~600 words)
27. Godzillas Do What They Want (Aug 2021, ~1700 words)
28. The Hunt of the Buffalo Chicken (Aug 2021, ~400 words)
29. Land Shark (May 2021, ~400 words)
30. Abduction (April 2021, ~200 words)
31. Kessler Syndrome (Jan 2021, ~800 words)
32. Mr. Iseldur (Jan 2021, ~300 words)
33. But It's Haunted! (Dec 2020, ~650 words)
34. Burkehammer: Blind Date (Dec 2020, ~1000 words)
35. Almost Sweetpea: Lawful Good (Oct 31 2020, ~1200 words, still has stubs)
36. Costa Cola (Oct 31 2020, ~500 words)
37. USB (Sept 2020, ~500 words)
38. Burkehammer: Grandad's Portrait (Mar 2020, ~900 words)
39. Next Level (March 2020, ~650 words)
40. Alien Showdown (Feb 2020, ~850 words)
41. Almost Burkehammer: Cassie and Frieda (Feb 2020, ~1000 words, still has stubs)
42. Zookeeper (Feb 2020, ~600 words)
43. The Voyage of the Thursday Princess (Dec 2019, ~1400 words)
44. Attraction (Dec 2019, ~4000 words)
45. First Impressions (Dec 2019, ~1100 words, stubs, unfinished)
46. Ten Billion (Dec 2019, ~290 words)
47. Burkehammer: A Snunny Day (Dec 2019, ~450 words)
48. Neighborhood Watch (Nov 2019, ~800 words)
49. AudioJava (Nov 2019, ~500 words)
50. Chlothar the Uninvited (Nov 2019, ~3500 words, unfinished)
51. Conspiracy (Nov 2019, ~600 words)
52. Nevermore: Class studying story about Strongk Girl (Nov 2019, ~250 words)
53. Burkehammer: Mr. Grendel (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
54. Worms (Nov 2019, ~900 words)
55. Truckdriver (Oct 2016, old ghost story, ~500 words)
56. Almost Burkehammer: Mina C Lowry (Feb 2006, biography, ~1300 words)
57. The Old Gum (Sept 1992, 0 words)
58. K+M (Jan 1988, ~300 words)